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How did you hear about skuntry.com?
my mommy told me.
The little people under the peach bowl.
Ezra Pound, Pisan Cantos, Canto LXXV.

Your household income is best described as:
Thievery from necessity and hunger.
Eating regular but seldom spring for a round of drinks.
Practically made of money.

Which best describes your CD collection?
Gotta get rid of some of this shit.
I must be cooler than the other people.
Expensive coasters.

If you could be a banjo, would you rather be:
fingerpicked
clawhammered
other

Imagine God is a skunk. What do you do now?
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